1.The Adventures of Bernie the Schoolboy(博尼的大冒險)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Amanda Wu
What a drag O what a bore
There's nothing left to do but chores
A fine day has yet to begin
Already I Feel Grim
Just how shall I strategize
The plan to escape my demise
When everybody is asleep
Out my door I shall creep
And so our tale begins
The night's a waiting
The clock's a-tickin
Come on wasting time's a sin
And one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
Yes!one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
even,eight even,eight Ohhh Ohhh~~
I want to scream,I want to prance
and I can dance a silly dance
Putting bugs in peopel's soups
Yes!That is what I do!
Swish and Slash and I attack
I've pulled some nasty pranks with tacks
Laughed at chidren 'til I shriekaed!
Those squishy little squeaks!
Where does our journey end？
I don't know but 'til then
What wondrous things await？
They're right around the bend.
I say one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
Yes! one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
Yes! one,two,three,four
Five,six,seven,eight
seven,eight seven,eight Ohhh Ohhh~~
2.Apathy(漠不關心)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：David Palmer
You don't care about anything at all
No the apathy, oh the apathy,
No the apathy, oh the apathy
I don't understand how you can be so
Yes your piles and piles of filthy clothes
I even write your mistress notes
Yes go on, laze all day, read a book, or play.
Just keep sighing at your garden flowers,
And gaze at your shoes for hours and hours.
Dying relatives, you neglect them all!
O I dust off your littered sentiments,
While I have to sign your documents!
You don't care about anything at all
No the apathy, oh the apathy,
No the apathy, oh the apathy
That is why I worship you my lord,
You are all that I adore.
3.Chitterchat(聊八卦)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：David Palmer
It's not her fault all the secrest
She has been told have to be let out
Is sets her right
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
It's not her fault all the juicy Stories
that she hears need to be known
O don't they know
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
4.Plotting Revenge(復仇記)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Amanda Wu
I'm plotting revenge against my boss
I'm plotting revenge against my boss
I'm plotting revenge against my boss
Maybe it'll happen it'll happen sometime
Maybe it'll happen it'll happen sometime
I know when he leaves for work
Yes I know where he drops off his shirts
But he doesn't know
No he doesn't know
No he doesn't know
That I know all this!
I'm plotting revenge against my neighbor
I'm plotting revenge against my neighbor
I'm plotting revenge against my neighbor
Maybe it'll happen it'll happen sometime
Maybe it'll happen it'll happen sometime
He complains that my dog's too loud
Says he'll call the cops, he screams and shouts
But he doesn't know
No he doesn't know
No he doesn't know
That I don't like that!
I'm plotting revenge against myself
I'm plotting revenge against myself
I'm plotting revenge against myself
Maybe it'Ll happen it'll happen sometime
Maybe it'Ll happen it'll happen sometime
Plotted against everyone I know
The last on the list, is me, oh no!
But I don't know
No I don't know
No I don't know
That it must be done!
5.The Fool(愚人)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Roger Joseph Manning Jr.
This is a tale from so long ago,
forgotten by all but the wind.
i'll be good to you she recalls.
He stayed awhile but come one dawn,
nowhere was he found.
Still each everyday, she only waits;
her love grows like a flame
The nightingales sang
Dear, she is such a fool!
He's left for good, for a lovely youth,
but this she never knew
And with the years, she'd withered and faded,
but his shadow'd never crest the hill.
“I'll be good to you” he'd said.
She never spoke, but sometimes
she'd look to the distance for hours
Then she'd go home, but by now
her love is a sea of fire
The nightingales sang
Love, eternal love!
Only she knows, but truer than the sun.
Love, eternal love!
6.Only Child(獨生子)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
There's something that I see that I
Really, really want
And I'll take it without telling Anyone
But that's ok cause I'm an only child
I've been spoiled cause I'm only a lonely child
And then I'm all alone
And then I'm broke
Please don't take away what I've got Ohh Ohh no
Please don't take away what I've got Ohh Ohh no
My mother dear and father dear
They must compensate
For the loneliness they think I must
Endure all day
See that's ok cause I'm an only child
I've been spoiled cause I'm a lonely child
And then I'm all alone
And then I'm broke
Please don't take away what I've got Ohh Ohh no
Please don't take away what I've got Ohh Ohh no
You feel so bad
That i can manipulate
You two into doing
Just about anything
Just about anything
Just about anything i say!
If they don't give me what I want
Then I start to cry
Then they'll give me toys and candy
As pathetic bribc
See that's ok cause I'm an only child
I've been spoiled cause I'm a lonely child
See that's ok, see that's ok!
I've been spoiled for I'm a lonely child
You Feel so bad
That I can manipulate
You two into doing
Just about anything
Just about anything
Just about anything i say!
7.We Just Won't Know(大家的孤獨)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
I understand perfectly well
how lonely I am
This wiLl never change
and my dog knows
when he looks in my eyes
I've never been sure of
what I am feeling
No I've never been sure
of what I am feeling
Because you didn't
Well it got me thinking
Where do we go wrong
Well we just won't know
we just won't know
8.The Bug(竊聽蟲)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Roger Joseph Manning Jr.
Now that we've bugged your phone
We hear even your dial tone
We hear your every word
You didn't know could be heard
We know all about your moves
We know all about your plans
Yes, I'll get all your votes
This is my second chance
Now that I'm getting scared
What if I get found out
What am I suppose to do？
What am I suppose to do？
What am I suppose to do？
Maybe they've done the same
They're set to wreck my campaign
These narrow-minded fools
It's for the greater good
They'll do all that it takes
To have me be replaced
There's no one else stepping in
No, I'll never let them win
Now that I'm getting scared
What if I get found out
What am I suppose to do？
What am I suppose to do？
What am I suppose to do？
Now that we've bugged your phone
We hear even your dial tone
We hear your every word
You didn't know could be heard
We know all about your moves
We know all about your plans
Yes, I'll get all your votes
This is my second chance
9.I Blame it on You(我怪在你身上)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Roger Joseph Manning Jr.
You're all that I wanted
the only child
Yes you still would be
that I not known
What did you say
that made me this way
all the way you felt
it can't be helped
what did you do
that made it untrue
Yes what did you do
I blame it on you
You're all that I wanted
the only child
Yes You still would be
that I not known
What did you say
that made me this way
all the way you felt
it can't be helped
what did you do
that made it untrue
Yes what did you do
I blame it on you
10.The Chicken Circus(Instrumental)公雞馬戲團(器樂曲 )
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Roger Joseph Manning Jr.
11.Chitterchat(Reprise)聊八卦(重奏)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
It's not her fault all the secrest
She has been told have to be let out
Is sets her right
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
It's not her fault all the juicy Stories
that she hears need to be known
O don't they know
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
12.The Revenge of the Farm Animals(家畜的大復仇)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
編曲：Timothy Williams
Everyday we toil and ache
And what is ours he robs he takes
And if the man pines for a roast
Then say goodbye and watch him go
And we cried
(The way things are around here must be change)
And we screamed
(He must leave and then we'll have our peace)
Sometimes when he caLls and says
Here,little laddie
We know the poor feLlow's gone for good
So we rallied up all the hens we knew
Cows and pigs, and ducks, too.
Listen now for we must plan
A way to rid us of the Man
And we cried
(No we'll never stand for this injustice)
And we screamed
(We'll never be the dinner of man)
A feeling of uneasiness begins to settle all around
We hold our breath for the day has come
So everyone marched ferociously
Hoof to hoof wing to wing
And while the man screamed and plead
With one swift stroke Off with his head
Off went his head
And we cried
(From this day forth we shall be at ease)
And we screamed
(From this day forth we shall be free)
13.The Adventure Comes to an End(冒險的尾聲)
作詞：Joanna Wang
作曲：Joanna Wang
The boy in the barn
he wakes up every morning
To the sound of the music
and their laughing and screaming
When he dances the chickens and the cows
Start hopping all around him, around him
and they're laughing and screaming
But this had outraged the farmer
Who had decided to let the boy stay
The noise that they made
oh the noise that they made
It kept him wide awake
yes it kept him wide awake
He prances he dances
He prowls he howls
They laugh and cry and join in
They join in
And they're laughing and screaming
This cacophony wakes up the angry farmer
Who was snoring, oh sleeping, oh snoring
He went out the house
Still in his nightgown
He shot the boy to the ground
You can hear all of the animals
Screaming all around
yes screaming all around
The boy in the barn
he wakes up every morning
To the sound of the music
and their laughing and screaming
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